THE GUY
SHE TELLS YOU
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT

A meme coin you can’t ignore. He’s confident, buffer, and on-chain.

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THE GUY’S WORD

Legendary lines straight from the top coin in her heart (and your wallet).
I don't chase pumps. Pumps chase me.
She said it's just crypto. I said it's a lifestyle.
Other coins have roadmaps. I have destiny.
Your coin is trying. My coin is iconic.
He bought $GIRL and now he's in her DMs. Coincidence?
Charts go up when I log in.
Market cap? More like market king.
Staking? I just sit and let the admiration grow.

Peak Performance

He doesn’t chase charts. Charts chase him. This is what financial dominance looks like.

Peak Performance

Ego Overload

His wallet is heavier than your entire portfolio. And his mirror only reflects greatness.

Ego Overload

Unbothered Always

Market crash? He just bought the dip’s dip. Stress is for mortals.

Unbothered Always

The Face of $GIRL

He is the meme. He is the moment. He’s the reason your girlfriend stopped replying.

The Face of $GIRL

Video Reel

Inspired By The Viral Video

5 million+ views · 200k+ interactions on Instagram

Tokenomics

Token Overview

NameThe guy she tells you not to worry about
Ticker$POOLGUY
ChainSolana (SPL)
Supply Cap1,000,000,000 (1B tokens)
Launch TypeFair stealth launch with initial LP on Raydium or Jupiter aggregator
Token StandardSPL (Solana Program Library Token)

Allocation Breakdown

Category%TokensNotes
Initial Liquidity50%500,000,000Locked for 12+ months, helps establish trust
Community Airdrop20%200,000,000For viral campaign participants, early supporters
CEX Listing Reserve15%150,000,000Reserved for Tier 2/3 listings (MEXC, Gate.io, etc.)
Marketing & Creators10%100,000,000Influencers, memes, paid Twitter/X posts, video promo
Team Wallet5%50,000,0003-month cliff + 1-year linear vesting via vesting contract

Taxes / Fees

ActionFeeBreakdown
Buy0%Degen-friendly
Sell0%Encourages trading volume

Optional Future Mechanism: Add a 1–2% fee if needed for LP sustainability or marketing funding, but 0/0 is optimal at launch to appeal to Solana traders.

Token Locking & Vesting

AllocationLock TypePeriod
Team WalletSmart vesting contract3-month cliff + 12-month vesting
CEX ReserveTime-lock / multisig6 months (public unlock notice)
LP TokensLocked via platform12+ months using Solana lockers (e.g., SolLock (https://sollock.io/))

Token Utility (Memecoin-Style)

  • Viral Meme Power: Powered by the video, designed to go viral again and again
  • Holder Perks: Access to community drops, merch, NFT mints, real-world events in Dubai
  • Staking (Optional): Future integration for soft-yield staking (e.g., memes earn rewards)
  • NFT Collection: "POV: Walk Like $POOLGUY" NFT series tied to holding milestones

Community Incentives

  • Airdrop System: Based on tweet engagement, meme contests, and community activity
  • Meme-to-Earn: Top weekly meme creators win $POOLGUY prizes
  • Holder Tiers:
    • Bronze (100K+): Access to gated chat
    • Silver (1M+): $POOLGUY merch
    • Gold (10M+): Invites to Dubai rooftop event

Launch Plan Recap

  • Chain: Solana
  • DEX: Launch on Raydium or Jupiter Aggregator
  • LP Lock: 12+ months via SolLock or trusted Solana lockers
  • Promotion: Use original video + "POV" meme trend with creator/influencer blitz
  • Community First: Telegram + Twitter/X memelords activated pre-launch